humor?

In an attempt to get by with laughter:

This happens more than you think….When wheeling (usually uphill) I travel at a snails pace, and you here people walkin behind you but not passing.  Good god, I have slllooowwwwed down foot traffic!  TIP of the day, blow buy or offer help 

When going thru a space clearly wide enough for 3 or 4 people I routinely watch 1 person either move way over to the side basically tip-toeing leaving enough space for 2+ wheelchairs to go thru or better yet, completely pulling off to the side to make way for the chair…..treated like an ambulance with sirens blaring!

I gotta love the hero who beats me to the handicap button for an automated door (when it’s big as a backboard on a b-ball hoop and right in the open)…..even better is when they continue to keep a hand on the door after they hit the button…..”hey buddy, you mind picking me up and carry me up those stairs!” 

I see old “street people/hobo/bums” that are more independent than me…. why is this funny, not sure.

The soles of the shoes I buy may last a lifetime.

No worries about stepping in dog-sh!t…..oh wait, I now roll thru it and then get it all over my hands (yuuummy!)

I need not worry about getting  a charlie-horse……never get used to that pain.

No more crowded pant pockets for this guy……they don’t even exist anymore.

Good thing prior to my injury I did plenty of calf raises and and other leg exercises….what a waste….all so I could be stranded with the 2 noodles I got right now?

I have disabled people everywhere dieing to help me out…..misery loves company…….ayyy-ooohh!

2 Responses to humor?

  1. Ed says:

    Eric:
    I want to go back. It’s a fantastic way to capture the vacation. You did a great job and should seriously consider book writing.

    Thank you for sharing this with me.
    Ed

  2. rappl says:

    i told you write a book!!!!what the heck are you waiting for?

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